Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Things Overheard at the New Creation Museum

A new $25 million Creation Museum is under construction in rural Kentucky. A recent fly on the wall (date of birth unknown) recently spied the following rumblings at the Museum:

Free Stamp with Every Book Purchase: "factual scientific evidence supporting or consistent with evolution theory and factual scientific evidence inconsistent with or not supporting the theory."

Cafeteria Sign: "Fish Sticks are organic and are not your relatives"

Promotional Offer: "Bring in any two spaghetti monsters and we'll give you half off on the next guided tour"

Wise Saying of the Day: "Fossil fuels can be a renewable energy source, as long as there's another flood."

Fun for the Kids: "The Danny Dinosaur Adventure Ride is Closed Today. Please Visit the Adam and Eve organic fruit and pet store."


At 9:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are signs chatter? I thought only living things chattered.

The ‘museum’ is actually a homage to the long running TV show the Flintstones with Fred and Wilma renamed Adam and Eve.

Spot the similarities from the outline of the TV show below.
‘The show is set in a town called Bedrock in the Stone Age era, but with a society identical to that of the United States in the mid-to-late 20th century; in the Flintstones' fantasy version of the prehistoric past, dinosaurs, saber-toothed tigers, woolly mammoths, and other long extinct animals coexist with cavemen.’

It’s official, Hanna Barbera wrote the Bible.

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